Total Medals Earned: 88 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,165 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/260 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/150 points)
Level 1 Complete
Level 2 Complete
Level 3 Complete
Level 4 Complete
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (150/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
I'd like to check myself in
Too much exposition
Not nerf guns this time, though.
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
And I just shaved, too!
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 8/11 (320/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
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Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
I did it on purpose...
Lose 6 points
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Reach the 50 points.
Reach the 350 points.
Reach the 1000 points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)